Dear Abby


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Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on
what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now
that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... Phone rings
but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out
with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she
always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I
always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she
always walks down the drive, although I can hear a car setting off,
as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she
wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what
time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never
touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I
have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I
just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out
again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to
park my Norton Commando next to the garage and then hide
behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she
comes home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Norton, that
I noticed that the rocker boxes on my engine seem to be leaking a
little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it to Raber’s?




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Editors note: "Raber's" is a San Jose establishment

that repairs british bikes.
 

MC MUSTANG

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This one has been popping up quite a bit in the last couple days...
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