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Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in Goldsboro, NC, who has recently been diagnosed as a
carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Raleigh and one of my sisters, who
lives in Cary, is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are
prostitutes in Charlotte.
I have two brothers; one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at
Central Prison for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is
currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three
children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in
Winston. She is a part-time "working girl". All things considered, my
problem is this: I love my fiance and look forward to bringing her into the
family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who supports John Kerry for President?
Signed,
Red
Worried About My Reputation
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Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in Goldsboro, NC, who has recently been diagnosed as a
carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Raleigh and one of my sisters, who
lives in Cary, is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are
prostitutes in Charlotte.
I have two brothers; one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at
Central Prison for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is
currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three
children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in
Winston. She is a part-time "working girl". All things considered, my
problem is this: I love my fiance and look forward to bringing her into the
family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who supports John Kerry for President?
Signed,
Red
Worried About My Reputation
