Chuck Norris thread

[ibified]

been a while, and im bored....everyone post up their favorite fact about Chuck Norris...

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

 

[GA_boi]

Chuck Norris can believe its not butter...

 

[CaBusaGirl]

Chuck Norris is old.

 

[ogre]

no, old is chuck norris.

 

[Busa1166]

 

[ibified]

little known fact about that fight scene: they had to use a stunt double for chuck norris: otherwise, chuck would have killed bruce lee just by looking at him.

 

[djsin]

chuck norris is so bad he jumped through the information highway and posted this from my computer, when he left i found his i'd...now im worried if i can't get it back to him???

 

[300Busa]

google chuck norris and click "i'm feeling lucky"...its pretty funny

 

[jdsbusa]

Norris, Lee, or Li - each in their prime....who wins. I vote for Jet Li to own all their bases.

 

[tclause]

Norris, Lee, or Li - each in their prime....who wins. I vote for Jet Li to own all their bases.

I vote lee

 

[jdsbusa]

I vote lee

Li's too fast for Lee....he'd have 3 kicks, 8 punches and 1 headbutt in before Lee even realized he was in a fight.

 

[djsin]

Li's too fast for Lee....he'd have 3 kicks, 8 punches and 1 headbutt in before Lee even realized he was in a fight.

thats when chuck would go back in time and lay the smack down before li started

 

[Busa1166]

little known fact about that fight scene: they had to use a stunt double for chuck norris: otherwise, chuck would have killed bruce lee just by looking at him.

 

[jdsbusa]

thats when chuck would go back in time and lay the smack down before li started

Touche!

 

[ogre]

lee ftw.

 

[m_ridgeway]

To shave chuck norris kicks himself in the face. The only thing tough enough to cut chuck norris is chuck norris.
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[Zoinks!]

 

[notright]

If Chuck Norris falls in the water he dosen't get wet.
The water gets Chucked.

 

[hayabuser]

Chuck Norris destroyed the Periodic Table because the only element he recognizes is the element of surprise.

 

[Phil96]

no, old is chuck norris.

He's 4 days older than I am, he's looking good. Taxidermy