Bumper stickers

[Tommydboy]

I just read this the other day and thought I'd pass it on...


"If you can read this thank a Teacher, and since it's in ENGLISH thank a Soldier"


being ex-military I know we don't always show our appreciation.....

ps: getting my Busa next summer, still riding a Buell for now...  

[Tommydboy]

no reply so I had to post one more note to take the "0" off the board in the reply column...

[MoosesBusa]

Favorite all time bumper sticker... If you are what you eat I could be you tomorrow!

[Tommydboy]

"Favorite all time bumper sticker... If you are what you eat I could be you tomorrow! "

that's deep man

[NightCrawler]

My son beatup your honor-roll child.

[stkr00]

"CAUTION...Driver doesn't give a shid anymore"

I almost put that one on my old truck

[bronc3]

"Welcome to Florida, now GO HOME!"

or "We don't care how you do it up north"

[DAB]

"Eat right, exercise, and die anyway"

[motorkar]

"I spent all my money on booze, broads and boats, the rest I wasted"

[motorkar]

"Keep honking, I am reloading."

[pure_ego]

My grandfather used to have some that cracked me up..

"Eat more possum!"

"Get any closer and I'll flick a booger on your windshield."

Little old guy in town had a moped... one with the pedals that had a sticker that said

"I may be slow, but I'm still ahead of you."

another... on a hippy car

"If Darwin is wrong how do you explain that fishy smell?"

I nearly choked laughing.

[jessup]

another...  on a hippy car

"If Darwin is wrong how do you explain that fishy smell?"

I nearly choked laughing.

that one is funny!

[omslaw]

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!

Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.

I go from zero to b!tch in 3.5 seconds.

Driver carries no cash. He's married.



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[05BUSABLU]

mean ppl suck.nice ppl swallow

[cougar19]

Eight out of the ten voices in my head say don't shoot!

[GIXERHP]

A Classic- Horn broken watch for finger

[Tommydboy]

pretty funny sticks so far....

like the keep honkin I'm reloading... love it.

[onerabidshark]

I like this one got it at the house F*CK MILK GOT BEER!!!

[Mr Brown]

A favorite of mine, but I fear someone would slash my tires if I actually put it on my truck:

[yamahor]

A favorite of mine, but I fear someone would slash my tires if I actually put it on my truck:

I need that one. I tell you what, the town I'm in was so redneck, when I went to High School, there were a couple black guys that had the rebel flag on their truck. Something about that doesn't fit, a symbol commonly used for white power, on a black dudes truck......

P.S. I'm not racist in the least.