A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first
exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls.
They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached
that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife
playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said,
"He mated 50 times last year."
They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached
that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year."
The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said,
"That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot
from him."
They walked to the third pen and it had a sign
attached that said, in capital letters, "This bull mated
365 times last year."
The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her
husband's ribs, said, "That's once a day.
You could REALLY learn something from this one."
The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him
if it was with the same cow."
NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgraded from
critical to stable and he should eventually make a full recovery.
exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls.
They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached
that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife
playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said,
"He mated 50 times last year."
They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached
that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year."
The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said,
"That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot
from him."
They walked to the third pen and it had a sign
attached that said, in capital letters, "This bull mated
365 times last year."
The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her
husband's ribs, said, "That's once a day.
You could REALLY learn something from this one."
The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him
if it was with the same cow."
NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgraded from
critical to stable and he should eventually make a full recovery.
