Two wives go out for girl's night.... Both get drunk and start walking home and have to pee..
They stopped at a cemetery but had nothing to wipe with. One wife used her panties, and the other used a wreath off of a grave.
The next morning one of the husbands called the other and said "no more girl's night out! My wife came home with no panties on!"
The other husband said "you think that's bad??? Mine came home with a card in her crack that said 'From all of us at the fire station, we'll never forget you!'"
They stopped at a cemetery but had nothing to wipe with. One wife used her panties, and the other used a wreath off of a grave.
The next morning one of the husbands called the other and said "no more girl's night out! My wife came home with no panties on!"
The other husband said "you think that's bad??? Mine came home with a card in her crack that said 'From all of us at the fire station, we'll never forget you!'"
Bahahahah (yes dear just kidding)
