Big Brother Is Watching


Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your order?"

Customer: "Hello, can I order.."

Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"

Customer: "It's eh..., hold on....6102 0499 9845 5461"

Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Sheehan and you're calling from 17 Meadow Drive. Your home number is 494-2366, your office 745-2302 and your mobile is 266-2566. Would you like to have the delivery made to 17 Meadow Drive?

Customer: "Yes, how did you get all my phone numbers?"

Operator  : "We are connected to the system Sir"

Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."

Operator  : "That's not a good idea Sir".

Customer: "How come?"

Operator: "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir".

Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?".

Operator: "Try our Low Fat Soybean Yogurt Pizza.You'll like it".

Customer: "How do you know for sure?"

Operator: "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Soybean Yogurt Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir".

Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family sized ones then, how much will that cost?

Operator: "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $ 49.99.

Customer: "Can I pay by credit card?"

Operator: "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you're owing your bank $3720.55 since October last year".

Operator: "That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.

Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighborhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives".

Operator: "You can't do that Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today".

Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"

Operator: "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle..."

Customer: " What the..?"

Operator: "According to the details in system, you own a Harley,...registration number E1123...".

Customer: "@#%/$@&?#&?#".

Operator: "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July, 1987. You were convicted of using abusive language to a policeman...

Customer: ( Speechless)

Operator: "Is there anything else Sir?"

Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of Pepsi as advertised?"

Operator: "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic....... " !!!!

Isn't life is just glorious! Live it to the fullest---NOW!
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It's called the Patriot Act and we are all now under surveillance.:38: Wave for the cameras!!
I hope they aren't watchin me right now. :eek:

Better put my undies back on. :laugh:

Don't want the wrong person checkin my package.
If you are not doing anything wrong, don't worry! The government has enough on it's plate to care wether you look at porn or talk on the phone too much. Read a book called "Why America Slept" by Gerald Posner, a story of how 9/11 happened. You may just realize that the patriot act could be the one thing that allows our government to save you, or your families life someday. America's rights and freedoms were never meant to be a suicide pact. New times equal new methods.
Well my bro sees it differently than I and that makes me nervous. But, just a couple of thoughts.

1. This thread belongs in Random Thoughts. ;)
2. Justin Has a point in that if you are doing nothing illegal (BIG Illegal at That) you have nothing to worry about. The US government has been monitoring communications, banking, etc. since the 50's. The Patriot act is screwed up but is really nothing new, they just actually spelled it out for a change. So relax...
I forgot to add in my post that I still thought your list was enjoyable! :laugh: