I like Easy Rider also known as Sleezy Rider. I buy it for the entertainment value + I got a thing for a sweety at the HD store where I buy the rag & I like to pay her a visit every so often.
The game starts when I enter the HD store & am immeadiately approached by a sales rep. Its a different one every time. They ask strange questions like " Do you have a bike now" as I am standing there in my ride gear. Or "Can we put you on a new Harley today"? My standard reply "Maybe--if you have something on the floor that is faster & corners & stops better than my Hayabusa & I can get out the door for around 11K I'm a player". Their standard answer -- "We sell cruisers".
I like to play "lets count the helmets". The last issue had a 10-12 page pull out from Sturgis & I think I counted 3 beanies.
I also play "How fast do I think it will corner before I'm pulling asphalt out of my azz" as I check out the feature bikes.
I also do a coin toss on the feature bikes. Heads it runs, tails it don't.
I also like the "Foxhunt" section. Readers submit pix of their topless chicks & they are voted on. Monthly winner gets a photo op. I try to find the one with the smallest mammary's, very few of them. I also like petite cutie pies. I have yet to vote for anyone in this section.
I like to fantasize about building a chopper. I always get pencil & paper & start writing down parts prices. This engine, that transmission, this frame, those wheels etc, etc. I always get about 1/2 way through listing what I need & start adding it up & say "holy crap!! thats 2 Hayabusas. Forget that".
Finally, its time for my memory test, I try to remember what grade I was in at school as I read the "Passing Gass" section. It is supposed to be the humor page with jokes submitted by readers. Mostly old ones spiced up with a few gross ones.
Heck I think I have a 2 week wait before the next issue hits the store. I need an excuse to visit that sweetie, I already have Buell pegs.
EDIT: I am probably off topic with this post but I get confused easy. The topic is best bike mag but I just reread the text & its for best SPORT bike mag. I'll delete it if you like.
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