A woman is speeding down the highway, comes up to a bridge, flies over it. Well a cop was sitting under the bridge, targeting speeders, and clocks her doing 20 over.
He pulls her over, and being a smartarse, says, "Well, what's your hurry?"
The woman says, "I really have to get to work."
The cop says, "Oh? And what do you do for a living?"
Woman says, "I'm a rectum stretcher."
The cop says, "What? What the hell is a rectum stretcher?"
Woman says. "Well, first i have to slide in 1 finger very very slowly, then another finger, till I can get my whole hand in. Then I slowly put in the other hand. When I have both of them in, I slowly start to stretch out the rectum, a little at a time, till it's about 6 feet big."
The cop says, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot arsehole?!?!?"
Woman says, "You give him a radar gun and park him under a bridge."
He pulls her over, and being a smartarse, says, "Well, what's your hurry?"
The woman says, "I really have to get to work."
The cop says, "Oh? And what do you do for a living?"
Woman says, "I'm a rectum stretcher."
The cop says, "What? What the hell is a rectum stretcher?"
Woman says. "Well, first i have to slide in 1 finger very very slowly, then another finger, till I can get my whole hand in. Then I slowly put in the other hand. When I have both of them in, I slowly start to stretch out the rectum, a little at a time, till it's about 6 feet big."
The cop says, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot arsehole?!?!?"
Woman says, "You give him a radar gun and park him under a bridge."
