> > A man and woman were having dinner in a fine
> > >restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few
> > >steps away, suddenly noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his
> > >chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned. The waitress
> > >watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight
> > >under the table. Still, the woman appeared calm and unruffled,
> > >apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared. The
> > >waitress went over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me,
> > >ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."The woman
> > >calmly looked up at her and said, "No, he didn't. He just walked in the door."
> > >restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few
> > >steps away, suddenly noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his
> > >chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned. The waitress
> > >watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight
> > >under the table. Still, the woman appeared calm and unruffled,
> > >apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared. The
> > >waitress went over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me,
> > >ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."The woman
> > >calmly looked up at her and said, "No, he didn't. He just walked in the door."
