A recent fire got a bit out of hand..............
The firemen finally get a huge fire under control, and Chief
Mattea has all of his men accounted for except Olson and
Rosolino. After a few minutes' search, the chief looks down
an alley, and there's Rosolino, leaning over a trash can.
His pants are down to his ankles, and Olson is banging away
from behind.
Chief Mattea says, "What the hell is going on?"
Olson says, "Rosolino passed out from smoke inhalation."
The chief says, "Smoke inhalation? You're supposed to give
him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation!"
Olson says, "I did, Chief. That's how this got started."
The firemen finally get a huge fire under control, and Chief
Mattea has all of his men accounted for except Olson and
Rosolino. After a few minutes' search, the chief looks down
an alley, and there's Rosolino, leaning over a trash can.
His pants are down to his ankles, and Olson is banging away
from behind.
Chief Mattea says, "What the hell is going on?"
Olson says, "Rosolino passed out from smoke inhalation."
The chief says, "Smoke inhalation? You're supposed to give
him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation!"
Olson says, "I did, Chief. That's how this got started."
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