Attention 2011 Bash Attendees!

Lycan

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Let's recap for the newbs....

1. If you are RIDING down, be safe, take breaks especially as you get near to Robbinsville, once in the area the roads are more challenging and hard to travel if you're exhausted.

2. Bring money. If you didint pre-pay for food, pay as you go will be available and ALWAYS tip the cooks:laugh:(Grumpys)

3. Bring your alcohol, it's a DRY COUNTY so no readily available drinks.

4. Bring rain gear and warm clothes for the night time, gets chilly in there mountains thus the fire pit:laugh:.

5. ATGATT, cannot emphasize this enough, we have seen MANY go down at the bashes, and if YOU happen to be one of them this year you will thank your upright walking God that you wore the correct gear, and be cursing the decision NOT to. IF you go down we ONLY want your pride hurt and nothing else, we can mend that with beer...

6. Help as you would want to be helped, you will see people attack the trailers when they pull up, lend a hand unloading bikes, it's kind of a bash tradition.:thumbsup:

7. Say Hello! no one wears "Hello My name is" tags:laugh: you're gonna have to walk up to people and introduce yourself...don't be shy, this is 1 reason why you're going. And please address MC Mustang as "Sir", especially whe he asks you to do something:laugh: Ace however, likes to be called "Puddin", GixerHp is known as "Frodo" and Grumpy is usually referred to as "Boss".

8. Volunteer! Tons of stuff gets done behind the scenes and USUALLY the rookies got dish duty so check in with Angela and help the efforts, Yup we have ALL done kitchen duty and have been Angel'as B*&tches, so now it may be your turn. Additionally, there will ALWAYS be some kind of wrenching to be done, hands can help there too.

9. Do NOT litter, we love Mrs. Reba, she loves us, let's keep it that way.

10. Do NOT make yourself a nuissance at the Phillips or expect a fellow orgster to call you on it, any questions? See number 9. If not Jet-Li, his awesome, and Ace will handle it:laugh:

11. Plan, plan, plan...if youre not an all day challenged rider, don't volunteer to go on rides that will take all day. There's plenty of riding to be done near the Dragon, but if your skill sets will not tolerate a long ride don't do it, no sweat, ride locally and don't stress others out by having them babysit you on a long ride.

12. I don't care how good a rider you are, TAKE YOUR TIME, many of our A class riders didn't got screaming ballz out at the Dragon the 1st time they got there, take a few laps w someone or a group before you go trying to rip the roads open.

13. RIDE YOUR RIDE!!!!!!! Do NOT be forced (by your own mind) into keeping up with people who's skill sets MAY be better than yours, just enjoy the roads and ride WITHIN your abilities.

14. Remember the basics, tire pressure, hot brake fluid, cold tires etc, all these rules apply here too, ride with these same rules of the road in mind.

15. Don't disappear all day without checking in w someone, we worry and tend to have a mental inventory of who's going where and when they should reasonably expect to return and when you don't we worry and don't drink as much, which ruins our time:laugh:

16. Take TONS of pics, you will regret not having pictures to share and post later because you forgot your camera.

And finally, have a GREAT time. Theres tons to see, awesome roads to ride, great people to meet and collectively, those Org members who have been there in the past would like you to have the same awesome experience they have had over the years. Oh and one FINAL rule.

17. NO WRECKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We are always striving to make the Bash an "Accident free" activity....try your best to keep that standard going.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming...:thumbsup:
 
** Cigarette butts.....do NOT throw them on the ground!
** Burn outs are STRICTLY prohibited! Ms Reba owns the street and she likes it clean and Purdy!

Call me Puddin' and see where that gets you!
 
All good stuff, Lycan!

Definitely stress #13....Ride your own Ride. No one...I mean NO ONE will think less of you for slowing down. We don't want to use Lav's towin' service.


Y'all take care and be safe. That includes Puddin', too! :laugh:
 
Oh - and make sure to wear FULL gear during the Creeper Nationals! I want pics!
 
i think that pretty much covers it...rubber side down and shiny side up, don't do anything that is going to make the .org look bad, and have fun :beerchug:

as Lycan said, come up and say "hi" to folks and please don't be upset if i don't remember your real name but always refer to you by your screen name, there are too many of you with the same stinking first names for me to remember! plus, i am a visual learner and will never remember your name by just hearing it :laugh:

i believe acehole and i (and anyone else who wants to help) are going to do a "newbie" run or two to introduce those new to the area to the Dragon and/or Skyway...this doesn't mean you are necessarily new to riding, it just means you haven't been to the area before...the roads there can be VERY surprising to those who haven't ever seen anything like this before and we want to do a slow and easy introduction
 
And one more important thing if I may. If for any reason you get to feeling uneasy or uncomfortable during the rides, tell someone and drop back or head back. Dont ride if your gut isn't right.
Willie had a bad gut feeling before his crash last April, but decided to keep going with the ride. 10 miles later he had a broken neck, back and ribs.

No body will think anything bad of you and hopefully a .org brother will see you back.


Semi. count us in on the noobie ride. I want to finish it this time, dangit!!!
 
CARRY A CELL PHONE WITH THE HOTEL'S NUMBER IN IT. If something happens to you, call the hotel and the rescue crew will come after you.

Have a great time. Bring extra toilet paper for GixxerTP's bike :)
 
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