An atheist in the woods

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An atheist was walking through the woods.

'What majestic trees!'
'What powerful rivers!'
'What beautiful animals!'
He said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.

He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.

He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer.

He tripped & fell on the ground.

He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant moment, the Atheist cried out:

'Oh my God!'

Time stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.


As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.

'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident.'
'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?'

'Am I to count you as a believer?'

The atheist looked directly into the light, and said: 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?'

'Very well', said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:





'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from Thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.'

 
Interesting how someone who just a week back was arguing for tolerance for those of different beliefs from the majority would post something of this nature.

Disappointing indeed.
 
Cannot remember how/where/when I read below:

for one to deny the existence of a GOD
that existence must first be accepted/acknowledged, albeit notionally
or else how could one deny a non-existent being?


BTW, good twist on the ending Blanca :beerchug:
 
Interesting how someone who just a week back was arguing for tolerance for those of different beliefs from the majority would post something of this nature.

Disappointing indeed.

I do preach acceptance of all .
It's a joke ?
Not sure how you could be disappointed but feel free to explain ?
 
Blanca and I are conversing via PM. In the meantime I will refrain from posting disrespectful jokes about Christians.
 
Blanca and I are conversing via PM. In the meantime I will refrain from posting disrespectful jokes about Christians.

From your Pm I see your point but don't see this as any more than a joke, not bashing or mockery.
If any Christians here are offended by this feel free to say so and I will most certainly apologize .
 
I dont know whether to crap or wind my watch. Moved to the Playground for housekeeping. :laugh:
 
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An atheist was walking through the woods.

'What majestic trees!'
'What powerful rivers!'
'What beautiful animals!'
He said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.

He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.

He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer.

He tripped & fell on the ground.

He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant moment, the Atheist cried out:

'Oh my God!'

Time stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.


As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.

'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident.'
'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?'

'Am I to count you as a believer?'

The atheist looked directly into the light, and said: 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?'

'Very well', said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:





'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from Thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.'


Another Christian fairy tale to add to the book...................
 
I thought it was pretty good, but better yet, I've never heard it!

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