A DUI of a Different Color
- Thread starter Rayabusa0818
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That's funny... they only bought the horses to ride when they were too drunk to drive!! 
And none of those guys had an accent like Tim... what's up with that?
And none of those guys had an accent like Tim... what's up with that?
shadetree57
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If you gonna drink and ride stay on back roads, Not city streets. And avoid road blocks checking licence and insurance.
You also need a horse that knows his way home in case you can't remember where you live. I have one for sale if anyone wants to try this.
You also need a horse that knows his way home in case you can't remember where you live. I have one for sale if anyone wants to try this.
But if the horse is sober is it really a valid charge?!
Go right to the source and ask the horse, he'll give you the answer that you'll endorse...
giddy-up 
Omar...I just got done quoting you in another thread, so imagine my surprise to be doing it again...
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PHRASE? That's funnier than a drunk equine!!!
It's the theme song for "Mr. Ed"
A horse is a horse
of course, of course
and no one can talk to horse, of course.
That is, of course,
unless the horse
is the famous Mister Ed.
Go right to the source
and ask the horse,
he'll give you the answer that you'll endorse;
He's always on a steady course.
Talk to Mister Ed!
People yakkity yak a streak
and waste your time o' day.
But Mister Ed will never speak
unless he has something to say!
A horse is a horse,
of course, of course
and this one'll talk 'til his voice is hoarse.
You never heard of a talking horse?
Well listen to this,
I am Mister Ed!
A horse is a horse
of course, of course
and no one can talk to horse, of course.
That is, of course,
unless the horse
is the famous Mister Ed.
Go right to the source
and ask the horse,
he'll give you the answer that you'll endorse;
He's always on a steady course.
Talk to Mister Ed!
People yakkity yak a streak
and waste your time o' day.
But Mister Ed will never speak
unless he has something to say!
A horse is a horse,
of course, of course
and this one'll talk 'til his voice is hoarse.
You never heard of a talking horse?
Well listen to this,
I am Mister Ed!
Evil_keeps_me_young
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Hayabusa2005
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