13 Reasons why a Handgun is Better than a Woman

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13 REASONS WHY A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN:

1) You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

2) You can trade a .44 for two .22's.

3) You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.

4) If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed and let you try a few rounds with it.

5) Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

6) Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.

7) A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

8) Handguns function normally every day of the month.

9) A handgun won't ask, "Do these grips make me look fat?"

10) A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it.

11) You can have more than one handgun living in the same house without having problems.

12) A handgun doesn't care how big your trigger finger is.

13) A handgun won't tell all of its friends if you are a "little fast on the trigger"...
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?????
A handgun is better than a woman??
Did you ever had a girlfriend?? ever?? came on, man...

well, that explains all the lonely women out there looking for fun...
keep the handgun, or the hand at least, you'll need it !

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#7 is just wrong!!!!!
















:rofl: to all that scroll up to see what #7 was.:rofl:

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sent to my women friends, :whistle: so if I am not around you know why :rofl: :poke:

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A handgun is better than a woman??
Did you ever had a girlfriend?? ever?? came on, man...

well, that explains all the lonely women out there looking for fun...
keep the handgun, or the hand at least, you'll need it !

lol really dude :laugh: it's a joke and most of us normal men get it. there's always one:rofl:

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?????
A handgun is better than a woman??
Did you ever had a girlfriend?? ever?? came on, man...

well, that explains all the lonely women out there looking for fun...
keep the handgun, or the hand at least, you'll need it !

You really must understand the American sense of humor...do you REALLY think I'm crazy enough to let my WIFE see that? :poke:

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:moon: sound like a short coming list to me a 22 short barrel that want to grow up to be a desert eagle :cheerleader:

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A handgun is better than a woman??
Did you ever had a girlfriend?? ever?? came on, man...

well, that explains all the lonely women out there looking for fun...
keep the handgun, or the hand at least, you'll need it !

:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::beerchug:
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