That last riddle was wicked...

[GJoker]

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.

Michael J. Fox has a small one.

Madonna doesn't have one.

The Pope has one but doesn't use it.

Clinton uses his all the time.

Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.

Liberace never used his on a woman.

Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.

Cher claims that she took on 3.

We never saw Lucy use Desi's.

What is it?    

 

[si-lo]

Last name?

 

[RandomNickname]

Yeah. Not exactly a tough one.

 

[shenoyp]

Thats a simple one

 

[NightCrawler]

Okay ... I'll say it.

A penis!

 

[BigBSBusa]

Give us a tough one!

 

[NightCrawler]

Give us a tough one!

Okay ... what lays flat on its back, 100 feet in the air?

 

[GJoker]

Yeah, I guess it was a bit too esay, huh..

 

[GJoker]

Give us a tough one!

Okay ... what lays flat on its back, 100 feet in the air?

a Centipede...

 

[RandomNickname]

This one isn't hard, but I've always found it stumps some people...


HE WHO MAKES IT, SELLS IT
HE WHO BUYS IT, DOESNT USE IT
HE WHO USES IT, DOESNT KNOW IT

What is IT?

 

[Charlesbusa]

errrggggg,


brain cramp....

 

[NightCrawler]

Give us a tough one!

Okay ... what lays flat on its back, 100 feet in the air?

a Centipede...

Actually, a dead one .... but yeah.

 

[NightCrawler]

This one isn't hard, but I've always found it stumps some people...

 
HE WHO MAKES IT, SELLS IT
HE WHO BUYS IT, DOESNT USE IT
HE WHO USES IT, DOESNT KNOW IT

What is IT?

C----n.

Just to leave others to take a stab at it

.

 

[RandomNickname]

Spigga knows it... but very sporting to give others a chance too..

 

[bronc3]

dunno.........

 

[cache]

Mmmmm.... Beeer........

 

[RandomNickname]

HE WHO MAKES IT, SELLS IT
HE WHO BUYS IT, DOESNT USE IT
HE WHO USES IT, DOESNT KNOW IT

IT.... is a coffin.

 

[bronc3]

Dayum.

 

[pure_ego]

what have I got in my pocket?


whats it got in it's pocketses?


hehe.. sorry...

 

[GJoker]

ummm... a handful of jewels?