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> John Glenn...
> As I hurtled through space, one thought kept
> crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was
> supplied by the
> lowest bidder.
> **************************************************************
> ~
> Desmond Tutu...
> When the white missionaries came to Africa they
> had the Bible and we had the land.
> They said 'Let us pray.' We
> closed our eyes.
> When we opened them we had the Bible and they
> had the land.
> **************************************************************
> ~
> David Letterman...
> America is the only country where a
> significant proportion of the population
> believes that
> professional wrestling
> is real but the moon landing was
> faked.
>
> ~
> Old Italian proverb...
> After the game, the King and the pawn go
> into the same box.
> **************************************************************
> ~
> Jean Kerr...
> The only reason they say 'Women and children first'
> is to test the strength of the
> lifeboats.
> **************************************************************
> ~
> Zsa Zsa Gabor...
> I've been married to a communist and a fascist,
> and neither would take out the
> garbage.
> **************************************************************
> ~Jeff
> Foxworthy...
> You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels
> and your car doesn't.
> **************************************************************
> ~
> Prince Philip...
> When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's
> either a new car or a new wife.
> **************************************************************
> ~
> Emo Philips...
> A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no
> match for me at kickboxing.
> **************************************************************
> ~
> Harrison Ford...
> Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop
> it yourself.
> **************************************************************
> ~
> Spike Milligan...
> The best cure for Sea Sickness, is to sit under
> a tree.
> **************************************************************
> ~
> Robin Hall...
> Lawyers believe a person is innocent until proven
> broke.
> **************************************************************
> ~
> Jean Rostand...
> Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a
> million and you're a
> conqueror.
> **************************************************************
> ~
> Arnold Schwarzenegger...
> Having more money doesn't make you
> happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm
> just as happy as when I
> had 48 million.
> **************************************************************
> ~ WH
> Auden...
> We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the
> others are here for, I have no
> idea.
> **************************************************************
> ~
> Jonathan Katz...
> In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy
> who sits on the furniture naked.
> **************************************************************
>
> ~ Johnny Carson...
> If life were
> fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all
> the impersonators
> would be
> dead.
> **************************************************************
> ~
> Warren Tantum... (School photo album).
> I don't believe in
> astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very
>
> skeptical.
> **************************************************************
> ~
> Steve Martin...
> Hollywood must be the only place on earth where
> you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian
> shirt and a baseball
> cap.
> **************************************************************
> ~
> Jimmy Durante...
> Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife
> is.
> **************************************************************
> ~
> Doug Hanwell...
> America is so advanced that even the chairs are
> electric.
> **************************************************************
> ~
> George Roberts...
> The first piece of luggage on the carousel
> never belongs to anyone.
> **************************************************************
> ~
> Jonathan Winters...
> If God had intended us to fly he would have
> made it easier to get to the
> airport.
> **************************************************************
> ~
> Robert Benchley...
> I have kleptomania, but when it
> gets bad, I take something for
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> John Glenn...
> As I hurtled through space, one thought kept
> crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was
> supplied by the
> lowest bidder.
> **************************************************************
> ~
> Desmond Tutu...
> When the white missionaries came to Africa they
> had the Bible and we had the land.
> They said 'Let us pray.' We
> closed our eyes.
> When we opened them we had the Bible and they
> had the land.
> **************************************************************
> ~
> David Letterman...
> America is the only country where a
> significant proportion of the population
> believes that
> professional wrestling
> is real but the moon landing was
> faked.
>
> ~
> Old Italian proverb...
> After the game, the King and the pawn go
> into the same box.
> **************************************************************
> ~
> Jean Kerr...
> The only reason they say 'Women and children first'
> is to test the strength of the
> lifeboats.
> **************************************************************
> ~
> Zsa Zsa Gabor...
> I've been married to a communist and a fascist,
> and neither would take out the
> garbage.
> **************************************************************
> ~Jeff
> Foxworthy...
> You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels
> and your car doesn't.
> **************************************************************
> ~
> Prince Philip...
> When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's
> either a new car or a new wife.
> **************************************************************
> ~
> Emo Philips...
> A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no
> match for me at kickboxing.
> **************************************************************
> ~
> Harrison Ford...
> Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop
> it yourself.
> **************************************************************
> ~
> Spike Milligan...
> The best cure for Sea Sickness, is to sit under
> a tree.
> **************************************************************
> ~
> Robin Hall...
> Lawyers believe a person is innocent until proven
> broke.
> **************************************************************
> ~
> Jean Rostand...
> Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a
> million and you're a
> conqueror.
> **************************************************************
> ~
> Arnold Schwarzenegger...
> Having more money doesn't make you
> happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm
> just as happy as when I
> had 48 million.
> **************************************************************
> ~ WH
> Auden...
> We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the
> others are here for, I have no
> idea.
> **************************************************************
> ~
> Jonathan Katz...
> In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy
> who sits on the furniture naked.
> **************************************************************
>
> ~ Johnny Carson...
> If life were
> fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all
> the impersonators
> would be
> dead.
> **************************************************************
> ~
> Warren Tantum... (School photo album).
> I don't believe in
> astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very
>
> skeptical.
> **************************************************************
> ~
> Steve Martin...
> Hollywood must be the only place on earth where
> you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian
> shirt and a baseball
> cap.
> **************************************************************
> ~
> Jimmy Durante...
> Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife
> is.
> **************************************************************
> ~
> Doug Hanwell...
> America is so advanced that even the chairs are
> electric.
> **************************************************************
> ~
> George Roberts...
> The first piece of luggage on the carousel
> never belongs to anyone.
> **************************************************************
> ~
> Jonathan Winters...
> If God had intended us to fly he would have
> made it easier to get to the
> airport.
> **************************************************************
> ~
> Robert Benchley...
> I have kleptomania, but when it
> gets bad, I take something for
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