Strangest Co-workers

[Phil96]

Yeah, I know, look who's talking. But really, I may be eccentric, but don't
have any delusions, except for this propensity to hang upside down in my closet sometimes.
I worked with this gent who insisted that he had seven alien implants in his body.
Also claimed that he had x-ray vision, and that he could see to the center of the earth.
I replied, "well, let's go to the Superstition mountains and find the "Lost
Dutchman Mine." (Peralta gold).
He didn't know what that was.
Also said, A great white ice serpent from the North Pole entered his room
one night and held his hand.

Anyone else have similiar experience?

[DEMMYM]

I worked with a guy who swore he was in the matrix


Said it kept pulling him back in.


Im thinking Mushrooms

[Acehole]

YOU need a hobby sir...

[Phil96]

YOU need a hobby sir...

Got a few

[Laylas_Mom]

Yeah, I know, look who's talking. But really, I may be eccentric, but don't
have any delusions, except for this propensity to hang upside down in my closet sometimes.
I worked with this gent who insisted that he had seven alien implants in his body.
Also claimed that he had x-ray vision, and that he could see to the center of the earth.
I replied, "well, let's go to the Superstition mountains and find the "Lost
Dutchman Mine." (Peralta gold).
He didn't know what that was.
Also said, A great white ice serpent from the North Pole entered his room
one night and held his hand.

Anyone else have similiar experience?

You are talking about yourself arent you?? Its ok. We will still like you...

[Phil96]

You are talking about yourself arent you?? Its ok. We will still like you...

No, honestly!! his name was Larry somthing

[badazgtp]

I need to meet this guy. I thought I was the only one with these abilities. Together, we can take over the world

[Phil96]

I need to meet this guy. I thought I was the only one with these abilities. Together, we can take over the world

He also said he had telepathic communication with alien mothership,
and certain celebrities.

[Laylas_Mom]

I need to meet this guy. I thought I was the only one with these abilities. Together, we can take over the world

[Phil96]

Larry also said: I had a dream about you last nite, Phil.
What was I doing, Larry?
You looked like you were getting ready to have a relationship.
What do you mean Larry? said I
Well, you know 2 guys can be more than just friends.
I'm sorry Larry when it comes to that It's ladies only
Now wasn't that entertaining?

[Laylas_Mom]

Larry also said: I had a dream about you last nite, Phil.
What was I doing, Larry?
You looked like you were getting read to have a relationship.
What do you mean Larry? said I
Well, you know 2 guys can be more than just friends.
I'm sorry Larry when it comes to that It's ladies only
Now wasn't that entertaining?

wow...you guys had a homo-moment. Thats kinda sweet....

[Phil96]

wow...you guys had a homo-moment. Thats kinda sweet....

Wish you were there!!!

[ogre]

lol at matrix guy.

[m_ridgeway]

certain celebrities.

help me Tom cruise!
I've had some dandys. One helper I had did coke all the time and would pass out at work. He let his cig burn a hole straight through the seat to the carpet between his leg. Would walk through stores eating. One guy that works for our comp is a ballroom dancer from cali that flies in a hair dresser because noone else can cut blonde hair and not leave scissor tracks. Its really funny because I work with real backwoods old school people. Welder equip operators and such. Running joke is he's may not love rooster but he's deff not scared of them.
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[Phil96]

help me Tom cruise!
I've had some dandys. One helper I had did coke all the time and would pass out at work. He let his cig burn a hole straight through the seat to the carpet between his leg. Would walk through stores eating. One guy that works for our comp is a ballroom dancer from cali that flies in a hair dresser because noone else can cut blonde hair and not leave scissor tracks. Its really funny because I work with real backwoods old school people. Welder equip operators and such. Running joke is he's may not love rooster but he's deff not scared of them.
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That's the kind of response I wanted!, that's funnier than hell
BTW when I can get someone laughing so hard, I think I must call 911
then I'm having fun.

[dadofthree]

[Phil96]

YOU need a hobby sir...

I'm recuperating, all this is therapeutic, so gimme a break, please

[shadetree57]

The guy I work with is strange but I don't think he's as strange as YOUR GUY Phil.

[CaBusaGirl]

wow...you guys had a homo-moment. Thats kinda sweet....

Wish you were there!!!

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!

[Dino]

Please ask if he knows how to get to Candy Mountain