Strangest Co-workers

Phil96

Phil96

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Yeah, I know, look who's talking. But really, I may be eccentric, but don't
have any delusions, except for this propensity to hang upside down in my closet sometimes.
I worked with this gent who insisted that he had seven alien implants in his body.
Also claimed that he had x-ray vision, and that he could see to the center of the earth.
I replied, "well, let's go to the Superstition mountains and find the "Lost
Dutchman Mine." (Peralta gold).
He didn't know what that was.
Also said, A great white ice serpent from the North Pole entered his room
one night and held his hand.

Anyone else have similiar experience?
 
I worked with a guy who swore he was in the matrix


Said it kept pulling him back in.


Im thinking Mushrooms
 
Phil96 said:
Yeah, I know, look who's talking. But really, I may be eccentric, but don't
have any delusions, except for this propensity to hang upside down in my closet sometimes.
I worked with this gent who insisted that he had seven alien implants in his body.
Also claimed that he had x-ray vision, and that he could see to the center of the earth.
I replied, "well, let's go to the Superstition mountains and find the "Lost
Dutchman Mine." (Peralta gold).
He didn't know what that was.
Also said, A great white ice serpent from the North Pole entered his room
one night and held his hand.

Anyone else have similiar experience?
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You are talking about yourself arent you?? Its ok. We will still like you...
 
I need to meet this guy. I thought I was the only one with these abilities. Together, we can take over the world:laugh:
 
badazgtp said:
I need to meet this guy. I thought I was the only one with these abilities. Together, we can take over the world:laugh:
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He also said he had telepathic communication with alien mothership,
and certain celebrities.
 
Larry also said: I had a dream about you last nite, Phil.
What was I doing, Larry?
You looked like you were getting ready to have a relationship.
What do you mean Larry? said I
Well, you know 2 guys can be more than just friends.
I'm sorry Larry when it comes to that It's ladies only
Now wasn't that entertaining?
 
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Phil96 said:
Larry also said: I had a dream about you last nite, Phil.
What was I doing, Larry?
You looked like you were getting read to have a relationship.
What do you mean Larry? said I
Well, you know 2 guys can be more than just friends.
I'm sorry Larry when it comes to that It's ladies only
Now wasn't that entertaining?
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wow...you guys had a homo-moment. Thats kinda sweet....
 
Phil96 said:
certain celebrities.
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help me Tom cruise!
I've had some dandys. One helper I had did coke all the time and would pass out at work. He let his cig burn a hole straight through the seat to the carpet between his leg. Would walk through stores eating. One guy that works for our comp is a ballroom dancer from cali that flies in a hair dresser because noone else can cut blonde hair and not leave scissor tracks. Its really funny because I work with real backwoods old school people. Welder equip operators and such. Running joke is he's may not love rooster but he's deff not scared of them.
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mattstang said:
help me Tom cruise!
I've had some dandys. One helper I had did coke all the time and would pass out at work. He let his cig burn a hole straight through the seat to the carpet between his leg. Would walk through stores eating. One guy that works for our comp is a ballroom dancer from cali that flies in a hair dresser because noone else can cut blonde hair and not leave scissor tracks. Its really funny because I work with real backwoods old school people. Welder equip operators and such. Running joke is he's may not love rooster but he's deff not scared of them.
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That's the kind of response I wanted!, that's funnier than hell:rofl::rofl:
BTW when I can get someone laughing so hard, I think I must call 911
then I'm having fun.:rofl:
 
Please ask if he knows how to get to Candy Mountain
 
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