Ladies!! I told you not to open this!! sheeesh. I am telling you, you wont understand..
So anyway. through out my life I have learned a few things about myself, one is that things I offten struggled with privatley and thought I was the only one in the world that ever felt a certain way, I discoverd the thoughts were not uncommon at all.
And then I have had other thoughts and discovered that when I shared them people stopped talking to me and if they saw me walking down the street and they were on the same side they would look away and they would cross the street to get out of my path.
oui whatchya going to do..
So. you know how we all have umpulses to do random things? you know, serial killers have random impulses to well kill... really really nice people have random impulses to do really nice things for others. and then you have people like, me, kind of nice, kind of rotten, kind of like helping people out, kind of like messing with peoples heads (in a fun way).
When I am in the head (pulbic toilet for your landlovers) and someone walks in I have this overhwelming urge to screw with peoples heads.. you know if I am standing at the urinal I feel like looking down and saying something like:
"Its ok little buddy, you can come out and play later and we will play the incredibal hulk!!"
Or if you are sitting in the stall and it is quite and someone walks in I feel like saying:
"Down boy down!! easy.... sit..... stay.. GOOD BOY!!!"
You know, just for shock and awe afect to see how people respond.. I am thinking somewould would snicker, some would walk out
Anyone else? or is this just me? am I going to have to delete this later?
So anyway. through out my life I have learned a few things about myself, one is that things I offten struggled with privatley and thought I was the only one in the world that ever felt a certain way, I discoverd the thoughts were not uncommon at all.
And then I have had other thoughts and discovered that when I shared them people stopped talking to me and if they saw me walking down the street and they were on the same side they would look away and they would cross the street to get out of my path.
oui whatchya going to do..
So. you know how we all have umpulses to do random things? you know, serial killers have random impulses to well kill... really really nice people have random impulses to do really nice things for others. and then you have people like, me, kind of nice, kind of rotten, kind of like helping people out, kind of like messing with peoples heads (in a fun way).
When I am in the head (pulbic toilet for your landlovers) and someone walks in I have this overhwelming urge to screw with peoples heads.. you know if I am standing at the urinal I feel like looking down and saying something like:
"Its ok little buddy, you can come out and play later and we will play the incredibal hulk!!"
Or if you are sitting in the stall and it is quite and someone walks in I feel like saying:
"Down boy down!! easy.... sit..... stay.. GOOD BOY!!!"
You know, just for shock and awe afect to see how people respond.. I am thinking somewould would snicker, some would walk out
Anyone else? or is this just me? am I going to have to delete this later?