You wife thinks your crazy because.....

[skydivr]

Proof positive that men aren't all that bright

Just consistent

 

[cheferman65]

because i talk to myself........... alot.

I also. Complete sentences and full conversations!!
I scare myself, children and animals but she seems to be ok with it.
I think it's because I can cook and am good in the sack.

 

[delboy]

My wife says, "I love you but I don't like you as a person" mine you she is blonde.......................

 

[BusaPops]

11 motorcyles - no car. We get 90 feet of snow in the winter....thumper time!

Say no more.

 

[MET]

Because she is very smart and in touch with reality, unlike her crazy husband. :O

 

[Bosshound]

My wife says, "I love you but I don't like you as a person" mine you she is blonde.......................

Gotta Love those Blonde's

 

[dragonbusa]

Because I stayed with her for 29 years