Yo Mamma jokes

[PADEROLIS]

Yo momma so dumb she got locked in a super market and starved to death!

 

[MO-BUSA]

Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.

 

[PADEROLIS]

Yo momma so fat when she walks her rear looks like two midgets wrestling.

 

[MO-BUSA]

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

 

[Scar]

Yo baby so ugly the doctor slapped you when it was born.

 

[PADEROLIS]

Yo momma's gums are so black she spits Yoohoo!

 

[MO-BUSA]

Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.

 

[MO-BUSA]

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

 

[PADEROLIS]

You baggin on me? You baggin on Reggie? Well maybe it's time for Reggie to talk about yo momma a lil bit!!

 

[PADEROLIS]

Yo momma's belt size is equator!

 

[BusaWizard]

Yo mama so fat when they tell her to haul a$$ she has to make two trips.

 

[BusaWizard]

Yo Mama so black that when she went to night school the teacher marked her absent.

 

[pbghost]

yo mama's a pirates dream... she got a sunken chest

 

[pbghost]

yo moma's so stupid, she ran outta gas at the stop sign waiting for it to say go

 

[Wag]

Yo mama is so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

 

[Aen]

Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it. :E

 

[Aen]

Yo mama's so old, her social security number is 1.

 

[Aen]

Your mother is so rotund, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

 

[Aen]

Yo mama's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

 

[Bosshound]

Yo mama is like a doorknob "Everyone Get's a Turn"