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In one 5th grade class, the teacher asked each student to come to the
> front of the class and tell everyone about what their father did for a
> living. Obviously, there were many typical responses, like firefighter,
> police officer, salesman, etc.
>
> David, strangely quiet at the back of the class, was trying to avoid
> the teacher's eyes. This, of course, did not phase the teacher, who
> pointedly asked him what his father did for a living. After many
> seconds of hesitation, David sighed heavily, got up and went to the
> front of the class.
>
> "Well, my dad is an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret. He takes off all
> his clothes in front of men. Sometimes, he goes into another room that
> looks like a confessional, with another man and lets him do all sorts of
> sexual things to him for money."
>
> The teacher, floored by these revelations, promptly sends the other
> kids out for recreation and keeps David inside, to ask him if these
> things are really true about his Dad.
>
> "Of course not," replied David. "He works for the Liberal Party of
> Canada, but I couldn't admit THAT to everyone!"
> front of the class and tell everyone about what their father did for a
> living. Obviously, there were many typical responses, like firefighter,
> police officer, salesman, etc.
>
> David, strangely quiet at the back of the class, was trying to avoid
> the teacher's eyes. This, of course, did not phase the teacher, who
> pointedly asked him what his father did for a living. After many
> seconds of hesitation, David sighed heavily, got up and went to the
> front of the class.
>
> "Well, my dad is an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret. He takes off all
> his clothes in front of men. Sometimes, he goes into another room that
> looks like a confessional, with another man and lets him do all sorts of
> sexual things to him for money."
>
> The teacher, floored by these revelations, promptly sends the other
> kids out for recreation and keeps David inside, to ask him if these
> things are really true about his Dad.
>
> "Of course not," replied David. "He works for the Liberal Party of
> Canada, but I couldn't admit THAT to everyone!"