Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
(She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.)
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My parents told me to always tell the truth.** I did.* *Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
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I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.** He said they love animals very much.
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I do, too.* Especially chicken, pork and beef.* *Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.** I told him what happened, and he laughed, too.** Then he told me not to do it again.*
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.* *I told her it was chicken.* *She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken..*
She sent me back to the principal's office.** He laughed, and told me not to do it again.*
I don't understand.** My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.*
Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.
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I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
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Guess where I am now....
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(She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.)
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My parents told me to always tell the truth.** I did.* *Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
*
I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.** He said they love animals very much.
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I do, too.* Especially chicken, pork and beef.* *Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.** I told him what happened, and he laughed, too.** Then he told me not to do it again.*
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.* *I told her it was chicken.* *She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken..*
She sent me back to the principal's office.** He laughed, and told me not to do it again.*
I don't understand.** My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.*
Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.
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I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
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Guess where I am now....
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