for the second time this week I have been let off a speeding ticket .
First one : this residential area has been complaining to the cops alot about speeders blastin' thru their lil' piece of da planet....hee hee hee....I'm about 99% sure it was just me...MOSTLY....hee hee hee . They built this new lil' hi-way section not too far from my box n' crib, that gets me home toot-sweet . Last few blocks thou....right thru the "hood" in question . Da' "Man-In-Blue" has bin "Trappin' an' Cappin" for days . Well...he reels me in . Like a big fat salmon . Clocks me at 80 (KPH) thats 50 MPH to those of you in the Free World , in a 30 K zone , thats 18 MPH . He gets the lic. walks back to his chariot , comes back a few later an' says , "See that sign back there, 30 zone".
I said , "No idea it was a thirty,never come thru here".
He says , "Just slow it down THROUGH HERE, we've had alot of complaints."
HEE HEE HEE . It's like he KNOWS its me . He KNOWS I am the reason his boss sent him down here . Screamin' loud guy on the Blu/Silv RAGE-ROCKET. I'm guessin' he gets me to take a different way home and BOTH our troubles are solved . He hands me my licence back, with this funny grin on his face and this twinkle in his eye and says ,"Have a nice day". WAY COOL
#2. TODAY . Blasted downtown to do an' errand . I'm on a city street doin' mach 5 . The limit is 50...I'm doin that squared,an' then some . I get chased down from behind by a "Kojak-with-his-Kodak" ridin in a "plain-wrapper". Hee hee.
Too funny . You guys remember them slogans....anyway....
So , Mr. Police Officer catches up to me, flashes that "roof-top bubble gum machine" an' pulls me over .
Says, "The speed limit here is 50(KPH) .
I said "I'm over heating and was just tryin' to get cooled down". Which , ACTUALLY, was the truth . The temp guage had climbed to the max (it did this once b4 when the power supply for the cooling fan came undone) , BUT , none the less , I was at "warp-factor 2" an' climbing .
He looks at my licence , asks one question , tells me to slow down a bit , and then jumps in his vehicle an' splits .
WOW....... I LOVE BEIN' ME .
hav a good 1........RSD.
First one : this residential area has been complaining to the cops alot about speeders blastin' thru their lil' piece of da planet....hee hee hee....I'm about 99% sure it was just me...MOSTLY....hee hee hee . They built this new lil' hi-way section not too far from my box n' crib, that gets me home toot-sweet . Last few blocks thou....right thru the "hood" in question . Da' "Man-In-Blue" has bin "Trappin' an' Cappin" for days . Well...he reels me in . Like a big fat salmon . Clocks me at 80 (KPH) thats 50 MPH to those of you in the Free World , in a 30 K zone , thats 18 MPH . He gets the lic. walks back to his chariot , comes back a few later an' says , "See that sign back there, 30 zone".
I said , "No idea it was a thirty,never come thru here".
He says , "Just slow it down THROUGH HERE, we've had alot of complaints."
HEE HEE HEE . It's like he KNOWS its me . He KNOWS I am the reason his boss sent him down here . Screamin' loud guy on the Blu/Silv RAGE-ROCKET. I'm guessin' he gets me to take a different way home and BOTH our troubles are solved . He hands me my licence back, with this funny grin on his face and this twinkle in his eye and says ,"Have a nice day". WAY COOL
#2. TODAY . Blasted downtown to do an' errand . I'm on a city street doin' mach 5 . The limit is 50...I'm doin that squared,an' then some . I get chased down from behind by a "Kojak-with-his-Kodak" ridin in a "plain-wrapper". Hee hee.
Too funny . You guys remember them slogans....anyway....
So , Mr. Police Officer catches up to me, flashes that "roof-top bubble gum machine" an' pulls me over .
Says, "The speed limit here is 50(KPH) .
I said "I'm over heating and was just tryin' to get cooled down". Which , ACTUALLY, was the truth . The temp guage had climbed to the max (it did this once b4 when the power supply for the cooling fan came undone) , BUT , none the less , I was at "warp-factor 2" an' climbing .
He looks at my licence , asks one question , tells me to slow down a bit , and then jumps in his vehicle an' splits .
WOW....... I LOVE BEIN' ME .
hav a good 1........RSD.
