Unshakable Facts - risque!. . .

[gurrera]

1. A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing
> a bra. A boy
> is grown up when he starts removing it.
>
2. We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes
> but we never
>
> realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without
> clothes.
>
>
> 3. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is
> nice, but
>
> having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks -
> PRICELESS.
>
4. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex
> anymore. A friend
>
> of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the
> woman's husband.
>
5. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing
> between Coors,
> Fosters, Carlsberg & Budweiser. Men may state their
> preferences, but
>
> will grab whatever is available.


Gurrera

 

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[omslaw]

LOL - good stuff!

 

[dadofthree]

The first one is dated. I don't consider single digit midgets to be grown and today you have a lot of them wearing bras. I think it's the chicken nuggets

 

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