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Two Rednecks and a Weedeater
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> Two rednecks, Rod and Pete , are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer.
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> Rod turns to Pete and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education.
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> Tomorrow, I think I'll go to the Community College and sign up for some classes."
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> Pete thinks that's a good idea, and the two leave.
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> The next day Rod goes to the college and meets the dean of admissions, who signs him up for four classes: Math, English, History, and Logic.
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> "Logic," Rod says, "What's that?"
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> The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weed-eater?"
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> "Yeah."
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> "Then logically because you own a weed-eater, you must have a yard."
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> "That's true, I do have a yard."
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> "I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, you must have a house."
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> "Yes, I do have a house."
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> "And because you have a house, you probably have a family."
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> "I have a family."
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> "I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife."
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> "Yes, I do have a wife."
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> "And because you have a wife, then you must be a heterosexual."
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> "I am a heterosexual. That's amazing. You were able to find out all of that because I have a weed-eater."
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> Excited to take the class now, Rod shakes the dean's hand and leaves to meet Pete at the bar.
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> He tells Pete about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History and Logic.
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> "Logic," Pete says, "What's that?"
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> Rod says, "I'll show you. Do you have a weed-eater?"
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> "No."
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> "Then you're a queer."
>
>
> Two rednecks, Rod and Pete , are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer.
>
> Rod turns to Pete and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education.
>
> Tomorrow, I think I'll go to the Community College and sign up for some classes."
>
> Pete thinks that's a good idea, and the two leave.
>
> The next day Rod goes to the college and meets the dean of admissions, who signs him up for four classes: Math, English, History, and Logic.
>
> "Logic," Rod says, "What's that?"
>
> The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weed-eater?"
>
> "Yeah."
>
> "Then logically because you own a weed-eater, you must have a yard."
>
> "That's true, I do have a yard."
>
> "I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, you must have a house."
>
> "Yes, I do have a house."
>
> "And because you have a house, you probably have a family."
>
> "I have a family."
>
> "I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife."
>
> "Yes, I do have a wife."
>
> "And because you have a wife, then you must be a heterosexual."
>
> "I am a heterosexual. That's amazing. You were able to find out all of that because I have a weed-eater."
>
> Excited to take the class now, Rod shakes the dean's hand and leaves to meet Pete at the bar.
>
> He tells Pete about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History and Logic.
>
> "Logic," Pete says, "What's that?"
>
> Rod says, "I'll show you. Do you have a weed-eater?"
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> "No."
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> "Then you're a queer."
