A TRUE REDNECK

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We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya' are...

You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."

You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if:
You still say " Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."

You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a redneck if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag.

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.


You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you, like me, have just enough Red Neck in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about in this email.
God Bless the USA!



May the LORD bless you & yours..............

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I think I qualify, except for this one:
You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag.
 
(MC MUSTANG @ Jun. 18 2007,11:29) I think I qualify, except for this one:
You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag.
Think he meant in protest of the State Sir.
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Speaking of rednecks...

"SURVIVOR - SOUTHERN STYLE"

The contestants will start in Alabama, travel over to Georgia and on to South Carolina. From there they will head up to North Carolina and over to Tennessee. They will then proceed down to Mississippi and Louisiana, finally ending up back in Alabama.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with New Jersey license plates and large bumper stickers that read:

I'm Gay,
I'm a Vegetarian,
NASCAR Sucks,
Go Yankees,
Hillary in 2008, and
Deer Hunting is Murder!

The first one that makes it back to Alabama alive, wins.
 
(LCB @ Jun. 19 2007,11:05) Speaking of rednecks...

"SURVIVOR - SOUTHERN STYLE"

The contestants will start in Alabama, travel over to Georgia and on to South Carolina.  From there they will head up to North Carolina and over to Tennessee.  They will then proceed down to Mississippi and Louisiana, finally ending up back in Alabama.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with New Jersey license plates and large   bumper stickers that read:

I'm Gay,
I'm a Vegetarian,
NASCAR Sucks,
Go Yankees,
Hillary in 2008,  and
Deer Hunting is Murder!

The first one that makes it back to Alabama alive, wins.
No winners
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(MC MUSTANG @ Jun. 18 2007,10:29) I think I qualify, except for this one:
You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag.
Well here's how it's done in other places.

1) Dump flags on ground.
2) Drag flag while stringing on pole.


Guess it's a difference between years of having to do it and years of wanting to do it.

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