Tuesday Funnies...

[GJoker]

Sorry Michelle... I don't usually pick on the Blondes, but with all the cop threads passing through here lately.. I couldn't resist this one~

A blonde women was speeding down the road in her little

red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police

officer who was also a blonde.  The blonde cop asked to

see the blondes driver's license.  She dug through her

purse and was getting progressively more agitated.  

"What does it look like?" she finally asked.


The policewoman replied, "It is square and it has your

picture on it."  The driver finally found a square mirror,

looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.



"Here it is," she said.  The blonde officer looked at the

mirror, then handed it back saying,

"Okay, you can go.  I didn't realize you were a cop."

 

[VaBusa]

I don't get it...

 

[busahaya]

 

[VaBusa]

My all time favorite blonde joke...

Three blondes died in a car crash trying to jump the Grand Canyon and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St Peter tells them that they can enter the gates only if they can answer one simple religious question.

The question posed by St. Peter is "What is Easter"?

The first blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy! It's the holiday in November when everyone gets together, eats turkey and are thankful..."

"Wrong!, you are not welcome here, I'm afraid. You must go to the other place!" replies St. Peter.

He turns to the second blonde, and asks her the same question: "What is Easter?" The second blonde replies, "Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate the birth of Jesus."  St Peter looks at the second blonde, bangs his head on the on the pearly gates in disgust and tells her she's wrong and will have to join her friend in the other place. She is not welcome in Heaven.

He then peers over his glasses at the third blonde and asks, "Do YOU know what Easter is"?

The third blonde smiles confidently and looks St Peter in the eyes, "I know what Easter is."

"Oh?" says St Peter, incredulously.

"Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish celebration of Passover. Jesus and his disciples were eating at the last supper and Jesus was later deceived and turned over to the Romans by one of his disciples. The Romans took him to be crucified and he was stabbed in the side, made to wear a crown of thorns, and was hung on a cross with nails through his hands and feet. He was buried in a nearby cave which was sealed off by a large boulder."

St Peter smiled broadly with delight. The third blonde continued... "Every year the boulder is moved aside so that Jesus can come out and, if he sees his shadow, there will be six more weeks of winter."

 

[BulletTrain]

Sorry Michelle... I don't usually pick on the Blondes, but with all the cop threads passing through here lately.. I couldn't resist this one~

A blonde women was speeding down the road in her little

red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police

officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to

see the blondes driver's license. She dug through her

purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

"What does it look like?" she finally asked.


The policewoman replied, "It is square and it has your

picture on it." The driver finally found a square mirror,

looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.



"Here it is," she said. The blonde officer looked at the

mirror, then handed it back saying,

"Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

Lol...

 

[GJoker]

St Peter smiled broadly with delight. The third blonde continued... "Every year the boulder is moved aside so that Jesus can come out and, if he sees his shadow, there will be six more weeks of winter."

She was doin soooo good too!

 

[Pipefighter248]

 

[IL_BusaBoy]

Both good ones.

 

[Monty]

 

[justintime2]

Double

 

[nitrousjunkie]