To live longer move South.

[gurrera]

Rednecks have the lowest stress rate because
they do not take medical terminology seriously.

You're going to die anyway,
so Eat, Drink, and Be Merry....Enjoy Life!!

Medical Term - Redneck Definition
Artery - The study of paintings
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Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria
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Barium - What doctors do when patients die.
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Benign - What you be,
after you be eight
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Caesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome
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Cat scan - Searching for Kitty
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Cauterize - Made eye contact with her
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Colic - A sheep dog
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Coma - A punctuation mark
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Dilate - To live long
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Enema - Not a friend
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Fester - Quicker than someone else
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Fibula - A small lie
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Impotent - Distinguished, well known
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Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work
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Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane
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Morbid - A higher offer
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Nitrates - Rates of Pay for Working at Night, Normally more money than Days
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Node - I knew it
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Outpatient - A person who has fainted
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Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis
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Post Operative - A letter carrier
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Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery
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Rectum - Nearly killed him
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Secretion - Hiding something
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Seizure - Roman Emperor
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Tablet - A small table
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Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport
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Tumor - One plus one more
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Urine - Opposite of you're out



And Now You Know!!
Gurrera

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[jphilipson]

SO dumb - but I 'd

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[Superzuki]

Cute :watching:

[pashnit]

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Fun stuff!!

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[Blanca BusaLess]

Dude too funny...