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Rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology:










Medical Term


Redneck Definition






Artery
The study of paintings






Bacteria
Back door to cafeteria






Barium
What doctors do when patients die






Benign
What you be, after you be eight






Caesarean Section
A neighborhood in Rome






Cat scan
Searching for Kitty






Cauterize
Made eye contact with her






Colic
A sheep dog






Coma
A punctuation mark






Dilate
To live long






Enema
Not a friend






Fester
Quicker than someone else






Fibula
A small lie






Impotent
Distinguished, well known






Labor Pain
Getting hurt at work






Medical Staff
A Doctor's cane






Morbid
A higher offer






Nitrates
Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
Normally more money than Days






Node
I knew it






Outpatient
A person who has fainted






Pelvis
Second cousin to Elvis






Post Operative
A letter carrier






Recovery Room
Place to do upholstery






Rectum
Nearly killed him






Secretion
Hiding something






Seizure
Roman Emperor






Tablet
A small table






Terminal Illness
Getting sick at the airport






Tumor
One plus one more






Urine
Opposite of you're out




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