Tiger Attack Brothers Arrested Again

[mymaster]

SJ Tiger Attack Brothers Arrested Yet Again - cbs5.com

[Pinky Winky]

Only ten days for a DWI???

[MelodicMetalGod]

Only ten days for a DWI???

Credit for "time served" under TIGER ATTACK!

[Pinky Winky]

I was chased by a squirrel the other day so does that mean I can get away with stupidity?

[jefferycarman]

mayhaps they should let another tiger finish what the other started...

[Pinky Winky]

mayhaps they should let another tiger finish what the other started...

Then the Tiger would have to suffer. Its only .25 cents for a permanent solution.

[chrisjp]

if only the death penalty was as simple as nature

[MelodicMetalGod]

if only the death penalty was as simple as nature

Actually, it is.

In "nature", if you eff with a Tiger you don't wind up pleading your case in court with your attorney competing against the Tiger's attornery. The Tiger would simply handle the matter on the spot. Kinda like he did with the one that DIDN'T get away. Only in nature there wouldn't be a bunch of humans around to feel sorry for the moron humans and unjustly kill the innocent Tiger.

Nature's got it all worked out. It's the confusion of humanity that's got things mucked up.

[Pinky Winky]

Actually, it is.

Only in nature there wouldn't be a bunch of humans around to feel sorry for the moron humans and unjustly kill the innocent Tiger.

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I dont know if this reflects my post but I meant shoot the guy not the tiger ...just to clarify.

[shadetree57]

I was chased by a squirrel the other day so does that mean I can get away with stupidity?

You ran from a squirrel? where were your guns when you needed them?

[skydivr]

The REAL tragedy was that these punks got $900,000 for the incident at the zoo; tiger should have ate them too.

[MelodicMetalGod]

The REAL tragedy was that these punks got $900,000 for the incident at the zoo; tiger should have ate them too.

WHAT??!?!!?!?!? :wtf:

Oh no. That's so wrong it can't be quantified. Humanity is just friggin' sad. :cry:

Evil begats evil. Those that would seek to commit attrocities against all good men are protected and elevated by the agents of Satan. :read: Dark days are upon us. The Devil now walks the streets without fear or consequence while good men are shackled by corruption and evil.

:down:

To the tiger: RIP. :angel:

[head east busa]

Here's your sign

[Pinky Winky]

You ran from a squirrel? where were your guns when you needed them?

It was at work and this was no normal squirrel. I think he was swimming in some of our chemicals and it mutated him in to this evil demon squirrel from the south. And the pistol was in the desk at the time. Not very smart to shoot a squirrel at work with a handgun around flammable chemicals.

[shadetree57]

From the South.

[Pinky Winky]

From the South.

Hey we grow 'em bigger down here.

[NickSully]

It was at work and this was no normal squirrel. I think he was swimming in some of our chemicals and it mutated him in to this evil demon squirrel from the south. And the pistol was in the desk at the time. Not very smart to shoot a squirrel at work with a handgun around flammable chemicals.

It may have been a relative of this squirrel:

Squirrel Story