Tiger Attack Brothers Arrested Again
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Only ten days for a DWI???
MelodicMetalGod
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I was chased by a squirrel the other day so does that mean I can get away with stupidity?
mayhaps they should let another tiger finish what the other started...
Then the Tiger would have to suffer. Its only .25 cents for a permanent solution.
MelodicMetalGod
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Actually, it is.
In "nature", if you eff with a Tiger you don't wind up pleading your case in court with your attorney competing against the Tiger's attornery. The Tiger would simply handle the matter on the spot. Kinda like he did with the one that DIDN'T get away. Only in nature there wouldn't be a bunch of humans around to feel sorry for the moron humans and unjustly kill the innocent Tiger.
Nature's got it all worked out. It's the confusion of humanity that's got things mucked up.
I dont know if this reflects my post but I meant shoot the guy not the tiger ...just to clarify.
shadetree57
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You ran from a squirrel? where were your guns when you needed them?
MelodicMetalGod
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WHAT??!?!!?!?!? :wtf:
Oh no. That's so wrong it can't be quantified. Humanity is just friggin' sad. :cry:
Evil begats evil. Those that would seek to commit attrocities against all good men are protected and elevated by the agents of Satan. :read: Dark days are upon us. The Devil now walks the streets without fear or consequence while good men are shackled by corruption and evil.
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To the tiger: RIP. :angel:
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Here's your sign 
You ran from a squirrel? where were your guns when you needed them?
It was at work and this was no normal squirrel. I think he was swimming in some of our chemicals and it mutated him in to this evil demon squirrel from the south. And the pistol was in the desk at the time. Not very smart to shoot a squirrel at work with a handgun around flammable chemicals.
shadetree57
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From the South.
It was at work and this was no normal squirrel. I think he was swimming in some of our chemicals and it mutated him in to this evil demon squirrel from the south. And the pistol was in the desk at the time. Not very smart to shoot a squirrel at work with a handgun around flammable chemicals.
It may have been a relative of this squirrel:
Squirrel Story
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