The World's Shortest Books

[O Holy P]

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated by Michael Moore
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton
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Sequel:
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
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MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry
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AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
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A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J.. Kevorkian
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ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED … BEFORE
by Ellen DeGeneres & Rosie O'Donnel
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson
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[busastalker05]

 

[jefferycarman]

 

[twotonevert]

Hilarious!

 

[StromBusa]

 

[schroetf]

how many pages does it take for a short story to become a book ?

 

[F=MA]

"How I found Osama Bin Laden in Seven Years" - George W. Bush

 

[teamorion22]

thats funny. dennis rodman albeit wierd, was a phenomal ball player. one of the best rebounders ever

 

[Phil96]

thats funny. dennis rodman albeit wierd, was a phenomal ball player. one of the best rebounders ever

And here's Dennis Rodman in his wedding dress, isn't he cute? I
can hear the wedding bells.

 

[teamorion22]

And here's Dennis Rodman in his wedding dress, isn't he cute? I
can hear the wedding bells.

i still like him. phil jackson said of all the players he ever coached, which includes 2 of the best ever, dennis rodman had more gas in his tank than any of them. phil said rodman played harder in the 4th quater and in ot than he did in the first quarter and that he was the most competative player he's coached

 

[TheAtomicAss]

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated by Michael Moore

A lot of people who would laugh at this might be surprised to find Sheehan protesting Obama as vigorously as she did Bush.

 

[Scar]

good stuff.

 

[Phil96]

i still like him. phil jackson said of all the players he ever coached, which includes 2 of the best ever, dennis rodman had more gas in his tank than any of them. phil said rodman played harder in the 4th quater and in ot than he did in the first quarter and that he was the most competative player he's coached

He just did that for laffs, and very sucessful, I thought it was fkkn hilarious.
he's got a great sense of humor. not gay.

 

[Black Sheep]

 

[HER-QUE-LES]

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