The Quiz

ks-waterbug

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The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be classified as a smart person. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!

Enjoy the Quiz
 
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The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

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Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?
Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which animal does not attend?

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Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.
Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

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Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

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First you deem that your current staff is too overburdened to take on new work, known because of their constant whining about over working, and the extra hours clocked everyweek, so you get some quotes from 3 different specialists to bid the project, then bring in the one with the seemingly best experience and lowest rates, making previously mentioned employees feel less adequate and bitter about their potentially being replaced with outsourced shortimers, that make four times the income for working half as much on a single focused task instead of wearing 17 different tasks all due yesterday. The consultants come in and setup a project manager to follow the work flow and make sure estimates are accurate and direction is clearly defined. They meet with management and determine the task of fitting an Giraffe into a fridge, needs to be more clearly defined and perhaps a specialist should be flown in from Minn. The Gannt chart is completed and the consultants have created 3 specs, low medium and high priced, and already have charged half a year salary for pointing out the obvious and putting it down in a colorful chart. Something employee Charlie could have easily done for free but he is too busy attempting to explain the consultants billing practices to accounting. Accounting hires an auditor to come in and find out why that departments cash flow has suddenly quadrupled and now the department is squabbling over the price with the consultants for coming up with such silly recommendations - the same ones charley mentioned off the cuff in the last meeting - and teh consultant company is sueing for breech of contractual obligations. Now the cost of determining a course of action has expanded to someones full salary now and upper management wants to chop heads to recoup costs and the best place is the longer term employees that make too much money now. The one with 10 dedicated years, and thus a high paycheck is cut: Charlie. Now the company has to hire someone else to pick up Charlie's old work, because, apparently he DID do quite a lot of it. The Giraffe/Fridge project is shelved until they can get out of the mess Charlie left behind and the consulants are paid and the company moves on.
 
(ks-waterbug @ Sep. 07 2007,08:18)
(Gunnybusa @ Sep. 07 2007,08:06) Got all 4 right! My 8 year old helped me  
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That should be worth some bonus points....
Hey ! I thought you were kicked off
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Where is the new 08
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm???

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I swear Dave better have some pic's for me today....
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I even showed him the oRg poll, he just laughed! Not a good sign..
 
(ks-waterbug @ Sep. 07 2007,10:38) I swear Dave better have some pic's for me today....  
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I even showed him the oRg poll, he just laughed! Not a good sign..
No more posting until you get the pictures. Do I have to pm the Captain about this???
 
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