>The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and
>will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll
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>for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't
>scroll
>down UNTIL you have answered the question!
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>1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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>The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe,
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>close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple
>things
>in an overly complicated way.
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>2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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>Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close
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>refrigerator? Wrong Answer!
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>Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in
>the
>elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think
>through the
>repercussions of your previous actions.
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>3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference.
>All the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?
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>Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.
>You just put him in there. This tests your memory!
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>Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions
>correctly, you
>still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
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>4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by
>crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
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>Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Haven't you
>been listening?
>All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
>This tests whether you learn quickly from your
>mistakes
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>According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90%
>of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many
>preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says
>this
>conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the
>brains of a four-year-old.
>will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll
>down
>for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't
>scroll
>down UNTIL you have answered the question!
>
>
>
>1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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>
>The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe,
>and
>close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple
>things
>in an overly complicated way.
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>2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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>Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close
>the
>refrigerator? Wrong Answer!
>
>Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in
>the
>elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think
>through the
>repercussions of your previous actions.
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>3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference.
>All the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?
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>Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.
>You just put him in there. This tests your memory!
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>Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions
>correctly, you
>still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
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>4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by
>crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
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>Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Haven't you
>been listening?
>All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
>This tests whether you learn quickly from your
>mistakes
>
>
>According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90%
>of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many
>preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says
>this
>conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the
>brains of a four-year-old.
