this was in my email this morning thought it was kinda funny
The Drunk
>
>An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the
>last
>of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
>
>Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the
>latest
>episode was another and stayed put.
>
> He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his
>ability to remain rational.
>
>In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the
>bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
>
>A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him.
>
> He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to
>get
>the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled
>pile at his feet.
>
>As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets,
>a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter), and who had
>watched the whole incident, walked up and asked,
>
> "What the heck is going on here?"
>
>The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the #### out of
>a ghost."
>
>
> Happy Halloween
The Drunk
>
>An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the
>last
>of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
>
>Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the
>latest
>episode was another and stayed put.
>
> He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his
>ability to remain rational.
>
>In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the
>bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
>
>A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him.
>
> He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to
>get
>the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled
>pile at his feet.
>
>As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets,
>a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter), and who had
>watched the whole incident, walked up and asked,
>
> "What the heck is going on here?"
>
>The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the #### out of
>a ghost."
>
>
> Happy Halloween