The Drunk

[adrenaline junkey]

this was in my email this morning thought it was kinda funny

The Drunk
>
>An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the
>last
>of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
>
>Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the
>latest
>episode was another and stayed put.
>
> He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his
>ability to remain rational.
>
>In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the
>bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
>
>A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him.
>
> He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to
>get
>the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled
>pile at his feet.
>
>As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets,
>a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter), and who had
>watched the whole incident, walked up and asked,
>
> "What the heck is going on here?"
>
>The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the #### out of
>a ghost."
>
>
> Happy Halloween

 

[04busaVA]

 

[yamahor]

 

[kod3001]

 

[Rockin C Racing]

 

[FL Knifemaker]

Good one!

 

[VaBusa]

 

[onerabidshark]

 

[USMCBUSA]

Nice one.

 

[chrisbusa]

 

[gunslingerjr]

lol

 

[Pipefighter248]

 

[GIXERHP]

 

[bigdr]

 

[omslaw]

 

[justintime2]

 

[huntn4heatrs]

 

[rgd808]

 

[05bulldog]

priceless...

 

[big_al]

anotA drunk walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says: "I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!"
The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat. The drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!"
The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still says nothing.
The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"
At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says, "Grandpa, go home, you're drunk!

her drunk joke