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A thread for me to post all that I am inspired to share with the .org.
Enjoy!
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Random Stuff from the Desk of MelodicMetalGod
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First random item:
A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly
the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant
you one wish.'
The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
over anytime I want.' The Lord said,
'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for
that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of
the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly
exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to
justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and
think of something that could possibly help mankind.'
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord, I
wish that I and all men could understand
women; I want to know how she feels, what she's thinking when she gives
me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says
nothings wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.'
The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?'
A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly
the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant
you one wish.'
The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
over anytime I want.' The Lord said,
'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for
that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of
the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly
exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to
justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and
think of something that could possibly help mankind.'
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord, I
wish that I and all men could understand
women; I want to know how she feels, what she's thinking when she gives
me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says
nothings wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.'
The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?'
S-R Racing
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Nailed it 
:shutup:
NIGHTFLIGHT
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Good 1 M.M.G.
MelodicMetalGod
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I love it. You started a thread just for you to post your own stuff. It's like your own youtube channel or something. I admire the creativity. I'm game; I'll subscribe.
Now entertain us!!!
Whoa! That's too much pressure. Like ya siad, I started this thread for ME to share with .org. I never promised entertainment. Of course, if entertainment just happens, all the better!
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...From the jukebox in my head...
Give me a minute 'cause I'm wrapped in superstition
Pour me a chemical to take away the edge
Don't make up anything that's breaking all your fingers
Just slap around a bit of what it takes to pledge
Carry out another stone as a slave
Ask general-know-it-all "Who's juggling the earth?"
Tease all the natives that will walk across your grave
And shove aside your nation all for what it's worth
(Chorus)
Beat yourself blind (Repeat 6x)
Open eyes and a closed mind
Look at the suit in suspended animation
A faded outline that used to be a man
A piece of paper that's fallen out a window
Has got a better chance to know where it will land
(Chorus)
(Bridge)
To bleed in vain, to bleed in vain-
-under my eyes are painted skies
Down at the boneyard, they're diggin' up the relics
Handfuls of parasites thrown into machines
I got the phone call they're tearin' down the mission
The zombies had a ball but they don't know what it means
Beat yourself blind
----Skid Row
-----"Beat Yourself Blind"
------subHuman Race
Give me a minute 'cause I'm wrapped in superstition
Pour me a chemical to take away the edge
Don't make up anything that's breaking all your fingers
Just slap around a bit of what it takes to pledge
Carry out another stone as a slave
Ask general-know-it-all "Who's juggling the earth?"
Tease all the natives that will walk across your grave
And shove aside your nation all for what it's worth
(Chorus)
Beat yourself blind (Repeat 6x)
Open eyes and a closed mind
Look at the suit in suspended animation
A faded outline that used to be a man
A piece of paper that's fallen out a window
Has got a better chance to know where it will land
(Chorus)
(Bridge)
To bleed in vain, to bleed in vain-
-under my eyes are painted skies
Down at the boneyard, they're diggin' up the relics
Handfuls of parasites thrown into machines
I got the phone call they're tearin' down the mission
The zombies had a ball but they don't know what it means
Beat yourself blind
----Skid Row
-----"Beat Yourself Blind"
------subHuman Race
MelodicMetalGod
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How would you pronounce this child's name? "Le-a."
OK folks, this is goin' around the net but I believe this is pure fiction. That said, there's a bit humor value here. Enjoy!
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Subject: Pronounce this child's name
How would you pronounce this child's name:
"Le-a"
Leah?? NO
Lee - A?? NOPE
Lay - a?? NO
Lei?? Guess Again.
The childs mother is irate because everyone is getting her name wrong.
It's pronounced "Ledasha", (Duh!). When the Mother was asked about the pronunciation of the name, she said, "the dash don't be silent."
SO, if you see something come across your desk like this please
remember to pronounce the dash. If they axe you why, tell them the dash don't be silent.
OK folks, this is goin' around the net but I believe this is pure fiction. That said, there's a bit humor value here. Enjoy!
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Subject: Pronounce this child's name
How would you pronounce this child's name:
"Le-a"
Leah?? NO
Lee - A?? NOPE
Lay - a?? NO
Lei?? Guess Again.
The childs mother is irate because everyone is getting her name wrong.
It's pronounced "Ledasha", (Duh!). When the Mother was asked about the pronunciation of the name, she said, "the dash don't be silent."
SO, if you see something come across your desk like this please
remember to pronounce the dash. If they axe you why, tell them the dash don't be silent.
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