This Pre-Booty Call Agreement (hereinafter referred to
as "The Agreement") is entered into on this , by,
(hereinafter referred to as the "Participant") between
, (hereinafter referred to as the
"Holder of 'The Agreement'") and
(Participant).
This Agreement shall cover the following rules and
principles for the Participant:
1. No sleeping over!! Unless it is very good and we
need to repeat it in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks
before the events of the evening.
3. No calls before 9 pm. We don't have anything to
talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" stuff, only mind-blowing
sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions!! i.e. Where are we
heading with this? Do you love me? The answer is "no",
so don't even ask.
6. No plans made in advance. That is why you are
called "the backup." Unless you are from out-of-town,
then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.
7. All gifts accepted- money is always good.
8. No baby talk- however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers...
it's really none of your d*mn business.
10. No calling each other friends with privileges. We
are not friends, just sex buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK. Don't
be offended, you mean no less to me than you did
before.
12 . No extra clothing!! I don't want your ass leaving
anything behind when you leave.
13. No cuddling after sex!! It's over so get your ass
up and go home.
14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed
it. I don't care!!
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
16. If anyone of the opposite sex asks who you are,
the standard response will be "My roommates
girlfriend/boyfriend."
17. Doggie style preferred. (Reason: The less eye
contact the better. I don't want to look at you.)
18. We are to hook up absolutely whenever the mood
strikes me, so stop calling!
19. Bring your own drink-I am not your liquor store.
20. No phone use, please! I don't want anyone calling
back looking for your ass.
as "The Agreement") is entered into on this , by,
(hereinafter referred to as the "Participant") between
, (hereinafter referred to as the
"Holder of 'The Agreement'") and
(Participant).
This Agreement shall cover the following rules and
principles for the Participant:
1. No sleeping over!! Unless it is very good and we
need to repeat it in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks
before the events of the evening.
3. No calls before 9 pm. We don't have anything to
talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" stuff, only mind-blowing
sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions!! i.e. Where are we
heading with this? Do you love me? The answer is "no",
so don't even ask.
6. No plans made in advance. That is why you are
called "the backup." Unless you are from out-of-town,
then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.
7. All gifts accepted- money is always good.
8. No baby talk- however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers...
it's really none of your d*mn business.
10. No calling each other friends with privileges. We
are not friends, just sex buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK. Don't
be offended, you mean no less to me than you did
before.
12 . No extra clothing!! I don't want your ass leaving
anything behind when you leave.
13. No cuddling after sex!! It's over so get your ass
up and go home.
14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed
it. I don't care!!
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
16. If anyone of the opposite sex asks who you are,
the standard response will be "My roommates
girlfriend/boyfriend."
17. Doggie style preferred. (Reason: The less eye
contact the better. I don't want to look at you.)
18. We are to hook up absolutely whenever the mood
strikes me, so stop calling!
19. Bring your own drink-I am not your liquor store.
20. No phone use, please! I don't want anyone calling
back looking for your ass.
