ok ok ya heard it.
Alright then... this is no joke. SERIOUSLY. I MEAN IT.
NO JOKE.
I climbed onto the bus the other day(headed downtown). I grabbed a seat. Turned on the Ipod, started veggin'. A couple stops later, on climbs this really odd lookin' dude. He's one of those punk rocker types. He's got the weird hairdo...you know...all green,red an' yellow...stickin' straight up. He sits down right across from me.
So, I'm lookin at him , kinda curious...ya know...
When he goes ballistic and starts spewin'....
He says.... "What in the fug are you lookin' at ole man?"
"Haven't you ever done anything stupid in yer life before?"
as he's pointing at his hairdo....
I said... "Ya,I have. I fugged a parrot once...I was wonderin' if you might be my son?"
Alright then... this is no joke. SERIOUSLY. I MEAN IT.
NO JOKE.
I climbed onto the bus the other day(headed downtown). I grabbed a seat. Turned on the Ipod, started veggin'. A couple stops later, on climbs this really odd lookin' dude. He's one of those punk rocker types. He's got the weird hairdo...you know...all green,red an' yellow...stickin' straight up. He sits down right across from me.
So, I'm lookin at him , kinda curious...ya know...
When he goes ballistic and starts spewin'....
He says.... "What in the fug are you lookin' at ole man?"
"Haven't you ever done anything stupid in yer life before?"
as he's pointing at his hairdo....
I said... "Ya,I have. I fugged a parrot once...I was wonderin' if you might be my son?"