ok...so this big blonde walks into a bar...

[rubbersidedown]

ok ok ya heard it.

Alright then... this is no joke. SERIOUSLY. I MEAN IT.

NO JOKE.



I climbed onto the bus the other day(headed downtown). I grabbed a seat. Turned on the Ipod, started veggin'. A couple stops later, on climbs this really odd lookin' dude. He's one of those punk rocker types. He's got the weird hairdo...you know...all green,red an' yellow...stickin' straight up. He sits down right across from me.
So, I'm lookin at him , kinda curious...ya know...

When he goes ballistic and starts spewin'....

He says.... "What in the fug are you lookin' at ole man?"

"Haven't you ever done anything stupid in yer life before?"

as he's pointing at his hairdo....



I said... "Ya,I have. I fugged a parrot once...I was wonderin' if you might be my son?"

 

[IFLYLOW]

 

[Charlesbusa]

Candians....??

 

[adrenaline junkey]

 

[StageRulz]

 

[Vic_E55_2001]

That was brilliant...

 

[justintime2]

 

[motorkar]

 

[busahaya]

 

[oldhat]

I was just thinking how little the Rubs unit's gotta be to do the parrot!!!

 

[vman1300]

oh my.....

 

[oldhat]

ya know...I just thought of something. Rub knows my phone number and home address. Been nice knowin' ya'll. I'm going home now to write my last will and testemant. anyone want to give me my final blessings???

 

[shimmyz]

 

[BA BUSA]

 

[BA BUSA]

I was just thinking how little the Rubs unit's gotta be to do the parrot!!!  

nice knowin' ya

 

[Gunnybusa]

 

[GJoker]

 

[Relsek]

ok  ok  ya heard it.

Alright then...   this is no joke. SERIOUSLY. I MEAN IT.

  NO JOKE.



I climbed onto the bus the other day(headed downtown).  I grabbed a seat. Turned on the Ipod, started veggin'.  A couple stops later, on climbs this really odd lookin' dude. He's  one of those punk rocker types. He's got the weird hairdo...you know...all green,red an' yellow...stickin' straight up.   He sits down right across from me.  
 So, I'm lookin at him , kinda curious...ya know...

 When he goes ballistic and starts spewin'....

  He says.... "What in the fug are you lookin' at ole man?"

   "Haven't you ever done anything stupid in yer life before?"

      as he's pointing at his hairdo....



   I said...   "Ya,I have. I fugged a parrot once...I was wonderin' if you might be my son?"

If that's for real rub, that's as good as the guy that threw the lit cigarette back in the car after someone chucked it out onto the road.

 

[Jester0769]

that was good for a laugh out loud.......theres the ol` Rub we know

 

[yamahor]

ya know...I just thought of something.  Rub knows my phone number and home address.  Been nice knowin' ya'll.  I'm going home now to write my last will and testemant.  anyone want to give me my final blessings???

 

can I have the busa? I kinda need one, and once rub gets a hold of ya, you WON'T need one, so it will all work out!