low4life1300
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came across this funny warning label for busas don't know if anyone has seen this yet........if so i'll laugh with myself.
WARNING!
Failure to follow these saftey precautions may increase your risk of injury:
*Never close your eyes.
*If drying of the conjunctiva results, downshift before blinking.
*Do not use sixth gear when riding in counter rotation to the earth.
*If dinosaurs are sighted, reverse direction of travel
*Call nearest airport for visability distance report before turning throttle.
*Do not operate vehicle in small countries or on islands.
*Hang on very tightly.
I tried uploading the accual label but couldn't. Anyway feel free to add to the warnings! LOL!
WARNING!
Failure to follow these saftey precautions may increase your risk of injury:
*Never close your eyes.
*If drying of the conjunctiva results, downshift before blinking.
*Do not use sixth gear when riding in counter rotation to the earth.
*If dinosaurs are sighted, reverse direction of travel
*Call nearest airport for visability distance report before turning throttle.
*Do not operate vehicle in small countries or on islands.
*Hang on very tightly.
I tried uploading the accual label but couldn't. Anyway feel free to add to the warnings! LOL!
