Marketing - Explained

Djxtrodinaire

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This will clear up any confusion......

You're a woman and you see a handsome man at a party.

You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome man.

One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in bed."

That's Advertising...

You see a handsome man at a party.

You go up to him and get his telephone number.

The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Telemarketing.

You see a man at a party, you straighten your dress.

You walk up to him and pour him a drink.

You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm...

And then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a handsome man.

He walks up to you and says; I hear you're fantastic in bed."

That's Brand Recognition.

You're at a party and see a handsome man.

He fancies you, but you talk him into going home with your friend.

That's a Sales Rep.

Your friend can't satisfy him so she calls you.

That's Tech Support.

You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome

Men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated towards the center and

shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!" That's Junk Mail.

I hope you all have a complete understanding of Marketing now


:laugh:

BUBBA

Foghoon Leghoon
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If I said that, it would be called -

FALSE ADVERTISING! :laugh:

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You forgot one...

You approach a man, you go to his hotel room, you take off your dress, you're a man too.

BAIT AND SWITCH

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Whats it called if she takes the man back to the hotel room and he wakes up in the bath tub with his liver gone??
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