Manners

[Mr Brown]

During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her students:




"If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her? "




Mike replies : "Wait a minute, I'm going for a piss."


The teacher says : "That would be very rude and improper on your part."


Johnny replied : "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute."


The teacher says : "That's much better but to mention the word 'toilet' during a meal, is unpleasant."



Charlie says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom I hope, to be able to introduce to you after dinner. "




The teacher left the room in tears.

 

[VaBusa]

 

[vman1300]

bahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! I am rolling now.......

 

[GSXRFANN]

Now that was a good one!! And very nice of the young man to let his date know what she was having for desert!! Hehehehe

 

[BA BUSA]

 

[FAKK2]

 

[onerabidshark]

 

[justintime2]

 

[TruWrecks]

That's great!

 

[Charlesbusa]

 

[Southside Playa]

She must have ordered from the f*cking-side of the menu !!

 

[him]

Thats what i tell em works evey time

 

[vincent]

gonna have to try that one tonight!

 

[adrenaline junkey]

 

[Pipefighter248]

 

[PACIFICBUSA]

nice....

 

[shenoyp]

..... Good one!!

 

[nitrousjunkie]

 

[IL_BusaBoy]