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Well, since you all liked Little Johnny so much...
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word “beautiful†in the same sentence twice.
Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher called on little Suzie, who responded with, “My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.†“Very good, Suzie,†replied the teacher.
Little Johnny raised his hand again, but the teacher knew better and called on little Michael. “My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully,†he said. “Excellent, Michael!â€
This time Little Johnny waved both his hands over his head and shouted "Please, please, I got a real good sentence!"
Against her better instincts, the teacher called on Little Johnny.
“Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, ‘Beautiful, …just f*ck1ng beautiful!
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word “beautiful†in the same sentence twice.
Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher called on little Suzie, who responded with, “My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.†“Very good, Suzie,†replied the teacher.
Little Johnny raised his hand again, but the teacher knew better and called on little Michael. “My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully,†he said. “Excellent, Michael!â€
This time Little Johnny waved both his hands over his head and shouted "Please, please, I got a real good sentence!"
Against her better instincts, the teacher called on Little Johnny.
“Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, ‘Beautiful, …just f*ck1ng beautiful!
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