"Lots of Donkeys"

Rocket_Man

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I went to my favorite Mexican restaurant this evening for some Nachos (ahhh...Nachos!). It was my first time to go there on the Busa and when I pulled up the waiter was at the front door. When I got my helmet off he then recognized me and asked "Where's the Vette?" I just said "left it at home". As I was going inside to get a table he walked on out and checked-out my scoot. He popped back in and said "Oooo...1300...must have lots of power...lots of donkeys...". I just smiled at him and replied, "Yes, LOTS and LOTS of DONKEYS!!"
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If it would have been a "Hooters Resturant" would that have meant lots of ass?


I'll just stand over here...
 
"MMmmm..mmmm-mmmm...mmmm-mmmmm....mmmmm-hmmmm...."...... I'll be over with Shanling.....I could SO run with this one...
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In spanish, even the technical word for "horsepower" is "caballos" (i.e. "horses"), so the joke replacing them for "burros" is immediate.

Another usual joke is saying that a particular bike has whatever number of "caballos" (horses)... and one "burro" (donkey). The one riding, of course.
 
I can only wait for the bumper stickers to show up....

"I have more donkeys than you"

"My donkeys can kick your donkeys uhmmm 'azz'"
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