TruWrecks
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09:00 - I fell off my couch and got trapped under my 15 lb laptop that landed across my chest. The battery bounced out and broke my left arm. Thankfully the power supply stayed plugged in, otherwise I would not be able to type this blog. Hopefully one of my friends will see it on blog and find me soon.
09:07 - My dogs came over and licked my face until I was laughing so hard I peed myself. The dogs then decided that they had done their jobs and went to lay back down on their beds.
11:41 - The dogs decided earlier that since I peed inside and I can't get up to let them out, so can they. The aroma is making me light headed. I think I might pass out soon.
15:05 - I would call for help, but my phone in on a table that is 2" higher than I can reach, and the low battery signal is beeping because my sister has been trying to call me most of today (I only know that because of her ringtone).
16:38 - Only one person came by the house today. I think it was the mailman. He didn't even knock. He just left a note or something on the door.
22:34 - All of my neighbors are asleep. They wouldn't hear my meager cries for help anyway over my stereo that has been stuck on the same song for the last 2 hours.
22:58 - I hope the girl scouts don't come to rescue me like they did last time. I spent three days trying to get the glitter and bows out of my hair, and I still have a 7 month supply of cookies I was forced to by to get them to stop playing "dress up" with them before they let me up.
01:24 - I just woke up with my own vomit running down my face. It must be a gag reflex from the over powering smell in the room. It's sticking to the side of my face.
01:28 - Still awake and trying not to dry-heave I decided to keep tapping out my record with my good arm. My sister may decide to come over to check on me in a few days.
02:49 - I don't think my bowels will hold out. The dogs sure didn't.
03:13 - My neighbor must have called the cops to complain about the music. My iPod battery died a few seconds after the cops knocked, so they thought everything was good and left for the night.
04:53 - My dogs have decided to fumigate the room for me. Oh the joy of waking up to that.
05:22 - I can only hope that someone will break into my house and find my before the dogs need food. Thankfully I no longer have cats. They don't wait until they are starving before they hunt.
07:27 - The sun is coming up, and so is the swelling in my left arm.
09:06 - I don't need to worry about holding my bowels anymore. I don't think anyone will notice the smell with the dogs and their messes.
10:15 - The good thing is the phone was knocked off the table because the dogs were rummaging for food. Too bad the phone battery dies this morning around 06:30 when it finally quit beeping.
08:13 - It has been two days according to my computer clock, since my last entry. The smell no longer bothers me as the stench has burned my nasal cavity beyond repair. The weekend is over so my boss will hopefully come by my house and find me.
12:01 - The dogs keep looking at me like a piece of steak. They drool every I start to close my eyes for a rest. I just pray that they start at the jugular.
17:32 - My ex-wife just came over to get her mail. I still pray that they go for the jugular.
17:34 - Ex-wife left discussed by the smell, and never came into the family room to find out what happened. I was too weak to yell for help.
23:02 - I must have dozed off again. I though my dogs were licking me to wake me up. They are cleaning the meat off of my left arm, which is now oozing and numb. They didn't start at the jugular.
04:18 - The light bulb just burnt out. The only light I have is the laptop that is pinning me to the ground.
04:35 - The dogs are now staring at me with much intensity. I can see the laptop screen reflecting in their beady eyes.
05:01 - I just woke to the dogs standing ove...Lnj;pFE Jug..kk u...awfdimjw4iv ar!!111!!
09:07 - My dogs came over and licked my face until I was laughing so hard I peed myself. The dogs then decided that they had done their jobs and went to lay back down on their beds.
11:41 - The dogs decided earlier that since I peed inside and I can't get up to let them out, so can they. The aroma is making me light headed. I think I might pass out soon.
15:05 - I would call for help, but my phone in on a table that is 2" higher than I can reach, and the low battery signal is beeping because my sister has been trying to call me most of today (I only know that because of her ringtone).
16:38 - Only one person came by the house today. I think it was the mailman. He didn't even knock. He just left a note or something on the door.
22:34 - All of my neighbors are asleep. They wouldn't hear my meager cries for help anyway over my stereo that has been stuck on the same song for the last 2 hours.
22:58 - I hope the girl scouts don't come to rescue me like they did last time. I spent three days trying to get the glitter and bows out of my hair, and I still have a 7 month supply of cookies I was forced to by to get them to stop playing "dress up" with them before they let me up.
01:24 - I just woke up with my own vomit running down my face. It must be a gag reflex from the over powering smell in the room. It's sticking to the side of my face.
01:28 - Still awake and trying not to dry-heave I decided to keep tapping out my record with my good arm. My sister may decide to come over to check on me in a few days.
02:49 - I don't think my bowels will hold out. The dogs sure didn't.
03:13 - My neighbor must have called the cops to complain about the music. My iPod battery died a few seconds after the cops knocked, so they thought everything was good and left for the night.
04:53 - My dogs have decided to fumigate the room for me. Oh the joy of waking up to that.
05:22 - I can only hope that someone will break into my house and find my before the dogs need food. Thankfully I no longer have cats. They don't wait until they are starving before they hunt.
07:27 - The sun is coming up, and so is the swelling in my left arm.
09:06 - I don't need to worry about holding my bowels anymore. I don't think anyone will notice the smell with the dogs and their messes.
10:15 - The good thing is the phone was knocked off the table because the dogs were rummaging for food. Too bad the phone battery dies this morning around 06:30 when it finally quit beeping.
08:13 - It has been two days according to my computer clock, since my last entry. The smell no longer bothers me as the stench has burned my nasal cavity beyond repair. The weekend is over so my boss will hopefully come by my house and find me.
12:01 - The dogs keep looking at me like a piece of steak. They drool every I start to close my eyes for a rest. I just pray that they start at the jugular.
17:32 - My ex-wife just came over to get her mail. I still pray that they go for the jugular.
17:34 - Ex-wife left discussed by the smell, and never came into the family room to find out what happened. I was too weak to yell for help.
23:02 - I must have dozed off again. I though my dogs were licking me to wake me up. They are cleaning the meat off of my left arm, which is now oozing and numb. They didn't start at the jugular.
04:18 - The light bulb just burnt out. The only light I have is the laptop that is pinning me to the ground.
04:35 - The dogs are now staring at me with much intensity. I can see the laptop screen reflecting in their beady eyes.
05:01 - I just woke to the dogs standing ove...Lnj;pFE Jug..kk u...awfdimjw4iv ar!!111!!
