GAH! Thrasher, let me rent your baement for $100 a month... I'm clean and usually quiet.
[and my rejected alternative smart reply]
... and every morning when you open the door to go to work, you are greeted with a rainbow and disply of gentle butterflies, and your poo smells like fresh daisies, and all the bus drivers are bikini clad model wannabees...
Ohhh I see you have been here already? I from what I have been told, I think the butterflies are something called Monarch butterflies (or something like that)
And I am not sure about the poop, we are very conscious about the environment and the ecological system, so the food we eat is processed just right ion our bodies so we never have to crap. But if we did I have been told it would probably; smell more like roses, or honey suckle.
And the bus drivers HAVE to wear bikini's, how else would they get their tans?
Muah ha ha..
Dude!! weather where you are at sucks... iiiickk.. ever thought of moving to a dryer climate? like the old dried up rain forest?