A man gets so drunk at a bar that he ends up puking all over his shirt.
"Ohhhhhh man..."- he says to no one in particular - "...when my wife finds out...she's gonna kill me!"
The bartender comes over and says, "Look, don't worry about it. Here's what you do: take a ten dollar bill out of your wallet and put it in your shirt pocket. When your wife sees you, take out the ten-spot and say that some other guy puked all over you, and he gave you ten dollars to get your shirt cleaned."
The drunk man ponders this for a moment, and slurring his words, finally says "Okay.....I'll try it!"
Back at his house he sees his wife and before she can say anything, offers his explanation: "I was at this bar....and some guy puked all over my shirt...and he gave me ten dollars" - holding out the money in front of her face - "to pay to get it cleaned."
"But that's a twenty dollar bill" the wife retorts.
"Oh I forgot.....the guy also crapped in my pants."
"Ohhhhhh man..."- he says to no one in particular - "...when my wife finds out...she's gonna kill me!"
The bartender comes over and says, "Look, don't worry about it. Here's what you do: take a ten dollar bill out of your wallet and put it in your shirt pocket. When your wife sees you, take out the ten-spot and say that some other guy puked all over you, and he gave you ten dollars to get your shirt cleaned."
The drunk man ponders this for a moment, and slurring his words, finally says "Okay.....I'll try it!"
Back at his house he sees his wife and before she can say anything, offers his explanation: "I was at this bar....and some guy puked all over my shirt...and he gave me ten dollars" - holding out the money in front of her face - "to pay to get it cleaned."
"But that's a twenty dollar bill" the wife retorts.
"Oh I forgot.....the guy also crapped in my pants."
that was just wrong...........
